Friday, February 18, 2011

Glossary of Cooking Terms: 2011 modern (Video included)

Glossary of Cooking Terms
originated and created by Monkey Artz ©  2011

   SSSSSMINE!  - It's mine!  (has to be said with assertiveness)
   GLOP - kind of like a dollop, but I hate the word; "dollop."
   KEAESHUP! (pronounced:  Kayyy-Shupp)  - Said with a southern drawl:   When someone wants something and you know you are not going to get it for them....just point to the location of the ketchup bottle.  Meaning:  Get it yourself.   Important:  Do not smile and do not look at the other person.
    IF YOU'RE A VAMPIRE -  Skip the garlic
   BEIB - (verb, pronounced:  Beeb) Like, I've beib cooking all frickin' day and I beib frickin' tired, maybe.  Originated in the Mid-west, 2010 
   TRICK-A-CHICKY:  A horrible intolerable disease you may contact from eating raw chicken.  I suggest you do not get this. 
   WEDGE - I hate that word in any form, it will not be used in this glossary.  Just ask my sister, the other sister.
   NUTRITIONAL VALUE - What??
   THE BUGS BUNNY TURN-AROUND - When you're in a restaurant and the waiter/waitress just slams your plate of food on the table...and then walks away without looking back.
   'POOOON - When some one is talking with their mouthful and they point to a spoon that they want/need...however, the verbal contact is intelligible.  Your response would be:  "That's good, honey. That thing you are pointing at IS a SPOON.  Now what is this?"  (as you point to a straw).
   CRUSTED, CRUSTED, CRUSTED, STUFFED!  - When everything on the menu is beautifully worded as sauteed, buttered, blended, melted, delicate or cherished.  It really means:  Crusted, Crusted, Crusted or Stuffed.






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12 comments:

  1. SuzFebruary 19, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    This will be fun to watch grow!

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  2. Brenda SalzanoFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Even with this sinus headache this am, I was smiling. Love the bugs bunny turnaround. also, no, I have not tried your receipts yet. but then I HATE to cook, so dont wait for me.................. ;-)

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  3. Brenda SalzanoFebruary 19, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    yuupers, you need to do more vids too!! LOL

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    sounds like you get treated like a Queen.your other half must be a real lucky guy!I love broken chicken with burnt flour and oinky strips of course.later

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    but what about the SPOON?!?

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  6. MONKEY ARTZFebruary 19, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    There were no spoon casualties

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  7. pchickkiFebruary 20, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    So that is what crusted means ?:)

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  8. MONKEY ARTZFebruary 20, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    Yes...if you're in a crappy restaurant ! lol

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    I like the list, very funny and funny video you should make some more funny videos and post them!!

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  10. MONKEY ARTZFebruary 20, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Well...thank you very much, Anonymous! Mucho' appreciated...there are more videos to come...

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  11. SuzFebruary 21, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    Does the seal video fit in? I love that video!!!

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  12. MONKEY ARTZFebruary 24, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    Just for you, Suz, I've added the Seal Video...and it's titled: SEAL FOOD (video) lol

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